fuckyeahlink: chadington: We’ve posted this nearly a year ago, but it seems to be exceptionally popular right now!
pass-that: DID I SERIOUSLY JUST FIND THIS ON...
The moment when you’re at your mom’s friends house and you realize your mom is just like how you are with your friends when she is with her friends. Oh god. All my moms friends were right. I’m a perfect mix of my mom and my dad. I’m like Shelby, but with some self-control.
high fiving a million angels: chaintooheavy:... →
chaintooheavy: >Didnt know sister was home >In kitchen naked >Sister comes in >Im so shocked i just freeze >Sister looks at my wood >”I want to taste you” >Im as hard as a rock with big meaty balls >I lay down >She puts her feet on my legs >crouches over me >No lube around …
LOL, I like how when I found salt in Julienne’s house the first thing I did was get an ice cube and burn my hand. AWWW YEAHHH.
The song Everbody Wants to Rule the World floods me with nostalgia and emotion and doesn’t make me want to grow up and now I’m feeling all stupid and emotional. Fuck dis. Gay post. woop woop.
When you're sitting in class and you catch your... →
You look at them all like And they look back at you all like And the random kid across the room is watching you all like
yall: babyminaj: this is the funniest video i’ve ever seen I used to dress like that
I’m still awake. The fuck is this.
Breaking into your girlfriend’s house to do naughty things at night = okay Breaking into your girlfriend’s house to get a N64 AV cable and feed her dog = sort of alright but scary as fuck because there is no one there and you feel like the neighbors are watching you.
thelios asked: what does where's hooper mean.
ericwhoreman: oh my fjucfking gOD Lol I thought the black chick was going to beat his ass.
Have I ever told you Playstation emulators are the...
BECAUSE THEY ARE.
crysta1beth asked: you're cute. post more shit so i can stalk you more. okay. also i love how you have a page set up for me but nothing tagged. good job. :3 Also, you know how I always hit enter when I type things? And like, space it all out? Well, this ask box won't fucking let me and it's really making me angry.