May 2011
paintyourpaletteblueandgray:
s3lb0at:
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paintyourpaletteblueandgray:
s3lb0at:
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NO NOAH. I DONT BELIEVE IN SLEEP.
ME EITHER. FUCK SLEEP.
YOUR BODILY FUNCTIONS ARE DEPENDENT ON DAILY SLEEP TO FUNCTION PROPERLY
No they don’t.
Dude, Noah, I don’t know who told you that but they were super WRONG.
You know people, it’s awfully difficult to focus on posting...
Girl you're hot! Your body is on fuego!
I'm listening to Usher
I feel like I am 8 again when I danced to these songs with my older sister.
I'm watching Splice
This is probably the most disturbing movie I’ve ever seen.
Under normal circumstances I would say I want one of those crazy mutant babies but it started getting all dramatic teenager and threw book cases cause it couldn’t go outside.
SO IMA GO WITH A NO ON THAT ONE.
Oh, and it has a crush on the dad. I think. It runs away from the mom and draws picture of the dad.
AND THIS BITCH...
TEA POPSICLES MOFUCKAS.
The Lady Gaga new album cover scares me.
The one with her yelling with red lipstick? Yes.
It comes to me in my nightmares. Trying to eat my soul.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD LADY GAGA.
I just want to kill everybody at Westboro.
I don’t think anybody would have a problem with somebody killing all of them.
They say they’re going to protest Obama’s visit to Joplin and protest the memorial for all the ones who died.
THEY SAY IT’S A MOTHERFUCKING PUNISHMENT FROM GOD FOR HUMANITY ACCEPTING HOMOSEXUALITY. I am a christian person (inactive and still but still), but these lunatics who think being gay...
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Animal crossing is slowly beginning to consume my life.
Animal Crossing is a beautiful thing that is only loved by the coolest people. And only the gamecube Animal Crossing. The other ones are cool too, but it’s Gamecube so it trumps all.
I think i'm going to donate my old clothes to...
I can’t go and serve food with my dad and sister because I’m 15 and don’t have a food handling permit but I’m going to send some old clothes with them.
LOL. Jami found the other memory card we had
All it had was a town I made on Animal Crossing because I didn’t want to share a town with Jami on the memory card that was KILLED, Twilight Princess save games, and some Soul Calibur stuff and I just got on the Animal Crossing to see what I had done and the board notices were priceless. I plan to be even more hilarious this time.
My dad agreed to go to Vintage Stock on the way...
It's okay to be scared shitless of the dark,...
I’m a very paranoid person who also has a lot of sleep issues and the dark causes me to have extreme cases of paranoia in which I see shadow people and everything seems to move around me, trying to trick me. I swear to god, I see mirrors at night and don’t even think it’s me in the mirror, but someone else because at night the only thing I can see is a silhouette, if that.
I...
I kind of want to party guys
It’s been forever since I’ve gotten schwasted.
I hate the Wii with all my soul
Gamecube is infinitely better than the wii, but the Wii is plugged into the bigger tv while the gamecube was on the small crappy tv downstairs. I decided to play Gamecube on my Wii AND THE MOTHER FUCKER CORRUPTED MY MEMORY CARD.
EVERYONE JUST DIE. LIFE MEANS NOTHING ANYMORE BECAUSE WII RUINED MY MEMORY CARD.
"And please! Bear in mind that it's a little......
THE FUCK IT IS. THE FLOOR IS METAL.
TOM NOOK, YOU STOP LYING TO ME NOW.
Gamecube in my room now. Fuck yeah.
Ramona Flowers and Wichita are the hottest girls...
The characters are so sexy. Emma Stone is hot in general, but fighting zombies makes her twice as hot.
And I have never seen the actor of Ramona before, but she’s still hot in Scott Pilgrim
Watching Scott Pilgrim for the second time today...
Fucking Skeletons
Like seriously? I hate skeletons more than creepers cause they gang up and shoot arrows and it’s like “fuuuuuuuuck”. The only time I really hated creepers was when blew half the side of my house off because a pig caught on fire and burnt down my outer wall with all the torches so the creeper was like “oh? No torches? Well, I’m just gonna fuck his shit up.”
The moon hasn't fell yet. Da fuck.
Trying to play Minecraft and got into a black girl...
God, you gotta love it when me and Shelby are in the same room together.
s3lb0at asked: WHY DO YOU HATE ME/WHY WONT YOU ASK ME THINGS UGH.
SAINT GUTFREE WAS ALWAYS MY FAVORITE.
THATS A SCARY STORY TO ME. I DON’T WANT TO THINK ABOUT MASTURBATING AND THEN TRYING TO FINISH UP AND HAVING MY INTESTINES GET SUCKED OUT MY BUTTHOLE.
